I like saying ily because it’s like saying i love you without the commitment
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I HAVE A THIGH GAP
YOU HAVE A THIGH GAP
WE ALL HAVE A THIGH GAP
LET’S THIGH GAP TOGETHER YA CUNTS
sorry but that is a ridiculous facial expression
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this douchebaggy ass woman sitting behind us has been wearing sunglasses all dinner ugh stop
nevermind she’s blind
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