eyebrowgod:

whoreiblejokes:

eyebrowgod:

i don’t wanna have sex

i want a razor scooter goddammit

liar

look bruh

you can either have sex and feel shitty afterwards

or get the sickest air of your life

the choice is obvious

(via damnthatswhatshesaid)

(Source: wildcardred, via klefable)

jakemalik:

CAT ART

(via tangletots)

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

(via ijustreallylikeunicornsokayguys)

daisyfairy:

my current mentality is “im sad and i hate myself but i have to get good grades”

(via laughbitches)

playstation2chainz:

so ur telling me all mothers were born today

(via tangletots)

sonicuzumaki:

my grand entrance to prom

(via deadlyspoons)

puckquinn:

dont-patronize-me-u-lil-shit:

puckquinn:

[snaps head in your direction] DID YOU JUST SAY GAME OF THRONES

[breathes heavily] who are your favorite characters

[narrows eyes] what do you mean you don’t like sansa stark

(Source: daeneryus, via jeremyrennerisasassyblackman)

ven0moth:

no iphone

(via tessaviolet)