R. Lee Ermey
LOL his face
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why is the entire world not investing in this
this is such a good investment why the fuck
guys this is good idea
omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in like, 15 minutes as opposed to 150 minutes
…..HOLY SHIT
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
WE COULD ALL FINALLY MEET EACH OTHER
HOLY SHIT BALLS
We’ll be dead by then
omg!!!!!!!
life: we’re doing it wrong
Holy fuck dude why aren’t we doing this. Omg
what are they waiting for!
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“fuck” i whisper to myself as i hear the facebook chat sound come through my speakers
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when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart”
you saint
thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners
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Polite cat
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
Oh my god give me
DAMMIT.
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
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“dancing bears, painted wings, things I almost remember… and a song someone sings, once upon a December…”
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